Human Package

The doorbell rings, and I open the door. I look down and see the greatest thing. I yell into the house, "We got another !". It is a whole human. Yum. The smell of the packaging is just wonderful. I set it on the kitchen counter for ma to see. She gets overjoyed. She tells the rest of the house that dinner is going to be good today. She opens the package and then begins to season it. I can not wait for dinner tonight. After about an hour ma yells "Dinner is ready !". I rush down the stairs excited. I take my time eating. That was the best meal ever. I can't wait till the next dinner like this.